为什么在车上XXOO叫做“车震”?这个说法的由来是什么呢?

附送一个小笑话,昨天听郭德纲的新相声《屌丝青年》。。。
郭:做梦扮喜鹊,在七夕那天为牛郎织女搭桥。
于:织女好看么?
郭:一宿都没能抬头。
于:为啥?
郭:桥震,累死我了。。。

6 个回答

略晓里有车的朋友不少,贴个宝典,欢迎各位对号入座。

The posture: I want it now

欲火焚身式

Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.
从女方吃惊的眼神判断,男方竟然弃方向盘不顾而发动攻势。
• Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
• 优点:率性而为的性爱,有助于为你们的恋爱带来刺激。
• Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your tuning car and it slowly drifts down the street the spice is even more evident
• 缺点:倘若你忘记用手刹把车停稳,而车又缓缓地滑出街道时,那刺激可就大了。
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The posture: autoschool

驾校训练式

Sit your girl on top of you 女方坐于男方身上
• Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful sex and studies
• 优点:寓教/“交”于乐
• Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car
• 缺点:切勿太过投入于驾车或是造爱,否则你不是赔了夫人就是折车。
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The posture: backseat

后座仰臣式

You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you
男下女上。
• Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
• 优点:既舒坦又愉悦,不费吹灰之力。
• Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!
• 从男方面部表情判断,女方的“胸器”搞得他要窒息了。切记慎之!
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The posture: A god in the window

东窗事发式

Doggy-style
后庭开花的姿式。
• Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
• 优点:具备“后入式”的所有好处。
• Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by
• 缺点:从女方的表情判断,她老妈大概刚好路过。
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The posture: Leak-in

互窥全豹式

• Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
• 优点:具备通常六九式的所有好处。
• Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don't forget to lock the car
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The Posture: Sideways

侧身进入式

• Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable, may use some auto accessories
• 优点:懒人专用,极其舒坦,可使用某些车用配件。
• Minuses: the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats
• 缺点:腰粗的人不便在后座移动
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The posture: You – Me

互帮互助式

• Pluses: You can do it while the parent are driving
• 优点:适用于父母驾车时。
• Minuses: your hands get tired fast and the clothes gets dirty
• 缺点:手容易疲劳,且会弄脏衣服。
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The posture: Overhaul

全面普查式

• Pluses: quite comfortable
• 优点:很痛快。
• Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest
• 缺点:痛快的前提是在森林里操作。
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The posture: Breathe out

吸心大法式

• Pluses: all the features of the posture
• 优点:本式的所有特点。
• Minuses: None
• 缺点:无。
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The Posture: Trolleybus

电车之旅式

• Pluses: deep penetration
• 优点:长驱直入。
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The posture: safety balloons

防爆气球式

• Pluses: the girl is on top
• 优点:女方居高临下。
• Minuses: you can damage the top of the car
• 缺点:可能损坏车顶。
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The posture: Helicopter

直升飞机式

• Pluses: deep penetration
• 优点:长驱直入。
• Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take you legs from under the front seats after sex!
• 缺点:要是事后你还能把腿从车前座底下抽出来的话,你可就比大卫•科波菲尔(David Copperfield)魔高一尺了!
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The posture: CO2 test

废气测量式

• Pluses: you can look out of the windows
• 优点:能看窗外风景。
• Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well
• 缺点:屁股对着另一边窗。
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